*is shy and quiet but also nasty as fuck*
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!
Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?
I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG